By slight of hand you tucked away,
A stash of coronation chicken bites.
Maybe a prawn salad too,
But did you know I'd spotted you?
Whilst deliberating, I saw your plan,
That act to rob your lunch.
Better that you'd spent money on
Food, rather than the liquid punch.
I was going to call your bluff,
Then I turned but you had gone.
Used me as a cover to steal,
And raced away into the growing throng.
Greggs may not have noticed you,
But be sure your evil deed begin,
The slippery road to a life of crime,
If I see you again, I'll dob you in..!!
The alcoholic, sandwich thief of Melton Mowbray beware..!